SARGE'S LOG: BOOT CAMP

HEY THERE PUKE,

SARGE HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE HISTORY OF THIS HERE BOX STACKING VIDYA GAME.

IT STARTED ONE FINE MORNING IN APRIL.

THE BIRDS WAS SINGING, THE CLOUDS WAS DANCING, AND THE SWEET SMELL OF NAPALM WAS IN THE AIR.

JUST THEN, HIGH COMMAND RADIOED

"SARGE, WE JUST SENT A SHIPMENT OF BOXES TO YOUR POSITION. WE NEED THEM STACKED ASAP. THIS IS A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY."

SO MYSELF AND MY ASSISTANT, CORPORAL CENTAUR CREATED A BATTLE PLAN TO WHIP THESE BOXES INTO SHAPE.

OUR FIRST FEW ITERATIONS WERE A BIT... UNDERWHELMING. WE FINALLY MADE THE DECISION THAT WE COULD NOT USE UGLY (CHEAPER) MARINES ANYMORE. 

SO WE FOUND YOU PRETTY BOY.

SO THAT IS A SHORT HISTORY OF HOW WE DECIDED TO USE ONLY THE PRETTIEST MARINES FOR OUR BOX STACKING NEEDS.

NOW GET BACK TO STACKING MARINE!